Birthday
Card Club

Never forget a birthday again!
How it works:

You tell us your grandmother's birthday, her mailing address, and your mailing address.

One week before Grammy's birthday, you'll get an envelope in the mail. Inside, you'll find a stamped envelope, a card, and a note. The note tells you whose birthday it is, and where and when to send it.

Write the address on the envelope, sign the card, and drop that sumbitch in the mail.

Boom!

Happy birthday Grammy!

70th Birthday

Annual or Monthly Plans

  • Favorite Grandchild

    24$
    Every year
    4 cards/year @ $6/card
     
    • Get your name on the will.
  • Favorite Grandchild

    2$
    Every month
    4 cards/year @ $6/card
     
    • Same plan, but with monthly payments
  • A Little Creepy

    72$
    Every year
    12 cards/year @ $6/card
     
    • Why you sending so many birthday cards?
  • A Little Creepy

    6$
    Every month
    12 cards/year @ $6/card
     
    • Same plan, but with monthly payments
  • Brookings Special

    144$
    Every year
    30 cards/year @ $4.80/card
     
    • For people with 4 aunts, 4 uncles, and 22 cousins
    • 50% for Brookingses
  • Brookings Special

    12$
    Every month
    30 cards/year @ $4.80/card
     
    • Same plan, but with monthly payments