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You don't even have to make anything. You've probably got some junk in your garage that's worth selling.


You've done us a favor just getting to the website. Now do yourself one, and become a member. Selling your products on this website helps draw more potential customers to all the other members' goods, and we'll do the same for you. Fuck Etsy.

Your Shop - You have your own little shop, but your products also show up on the main Shop page.
Your Website
Your Website
Your Facebook
Your Podcast Episode

Optional. Putting your phone number and email address on the internet is a great way to attract scammers, and we do not recommend it.

I don't know you yet, but each member is invited to be a guest on the Spit & Whittle Podcast so Mac can get to know you better. It's a great way to promote your products, as well as ruin your reputation as a respectable person. The podcast is often terribly offensive, and choosing to associate yourself with such heathens is a decision that should not be taken lightly.

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